Shopping Bangkok, Just Say JJ

Thailand has developed and affection for breaking world records, most notable with anything big. That might explain Chatuchak Weekend Market. JJ, as it's known locally, is only open at weekends, but its 9,000 stalls attract nearly half a million visitors a week.

There is a floor plan of sort, with sections loosely divided by product type, but even locals can get lost in these labyrinthine alleyways. So the best plan is to be adventurous and follow your instincts. Just remember to purchase as you go since your instincts won't necessarily come handy when you try to remember where the woman with the vast wooden chopsticks collection was.

Section 22 to 26 are good for home interiors, with loads of antique furniture, textiles, art and decor. Try section 24 for clothing, 19 for ceramics and 13 for dogs, cats, snakes, turtles and animals I have to look up in an encyclopedia.

You can also buy amulets, books, glassware, orchids, gemstones and ethnic items from Laos, Burma, China and Cambodia.

When you need a breather - and belief me you will - there are plenty of food stalls, even some air-conditioning in a section called Chatuchak Plaza. Oh, and before we forget, be aware for pickpockets and remember not all you see is what it is, and a precious looking gemstone doesn't need to be authentic or the jeans trouser you always wanted be was never in reach of your wallet is highly likely not and original jeans trouser also.