What women know about men?

What women believe that men love skinny chicks! The truth: Yes, guys might stare at a passing skinny woman, but under no circumstances do we want to be bedding one. To snuggle this non-eating breed of female is like cuddling a skeleton thinly wrapped in Gladwrap (which I've tried and, con honestly say, is quite uncomfortable).

There is no warmth and very little attraction, particularly when Ms Boney takes her clothes off. The skinny chick also puts considerable pressure on the male during lovemaking. With a fragile frame to work with, the male is force to tip-toe gently around her in the bedroom for fear that an overexcited moment of exertion could snap her clean in half, like the wish bone on a Christmas turkey.

That isn't fun for anyone unless, of course, you end up with the bigger half of her and hence have the opportunity to make a wish.

The verdict: "Curves over sticks" is the common man's opinion.